im goin to tell u about the best game in theworld ever!!!!11
of course u know when i am talkign about teh best game in the world i am talking about SNACKS N JAXON!!!!11
of course u know when i am talkign about teh best game in the world i am talking about SNACKS N JAXON!!!!11
first thing u should know about this
game is: it is NOT 4 NOOBZ (i kno this is "teh noobz" but i can make an
acception LOL!!) bcuz it is totaly tough and
almots to hard too beat w/out a cheat code!!(DONT ask me 4 cheats)
NEXT u need 2 know that ur a klown. yes a klonwn. not many games use clownz as thier main caracters (circus charlie,,,sammy lightfoot,,,,KLOWNZ)
but most of them are gh3y!!
SO lets take a look at teh game: just by the title u know that ur name is JAXON and U WANT SNAX but u need 2 kno more to be a wiinner
what im gonna post here right here is how 2 get a hightest score on this game!!!1 but first u need to kno the basics so listen up.
almots to hard too beat w/out a cheat code!!(DONT ask me 4 cheats)
NEXT u need 2 know that ur a klown. yes a klonwn. not many games use clownz as thier main caracters (circus charlie,,,sammy lightfoot,,,,KLOWNZ)
but most of them are gh3y!!
SO lets take a look at teh game: just by the title u know that ur name is JAXON and U WANT SNAX but u need 2 kno more to be a wiinner
what im gonna post here right here is how 2 get a hightest score on this game!!!1 but first u need to kno the basics so listen up.
(u r clown is hunrgy)k so teh beginning of the game is as brekfast and u wanna get JAXSONS tummy filled up with delicius food---he is so hungry
i dono who feeds him food tho but its not his mom!!becuz their throweing it at him!!!!!!!11 Y cant they jsut give it 2 him on a plate?
K so thats not even the wierdest part yet. whats weirder is that JAXSONS'S NOSE keeps comeing off his face!!
("y does this have 2 happen always to me"?????)so he has to sneeze to blown it away
from his food (i know its strange but u get used 2 it)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
then u eat teh food by moveing his head around screen FOOD LIKE: toasts, with jelly. eggs sometimes. even panecakes!!!!!h
ooops that cost 200$!!!!!!ya u see this is what happens when u make a mistake adn forget 2 blow away ur nose. dont let this happen to u!!!
(see ur klown eat he doesnt get full easyLOL!!)this is what u want to see ^^^ JAXON eats teh toast and hes is smiling becuz he dindnt brake his moms glass windows
u keep doing this and then u get to the next level which is LUNCH (i havent done this yet)
k so i was going to make this website about how 2 win at SNAXKS N JACKSON but i maed a mistaek (i think my keybroad is messeing up-ya i think so)
so what ur seein is not teh victory screen of triumphance but JAXON getting repremanded by a baker gremlin for messin up and makin mistakes
MY MISTAKE is that i acidentaly ate my nose (dont try this at home!!!!!
(o no i was just about to ask for a raise!!!)well the gremlin baker makes all this toast and he gets mad bcuz u cant eat it all fast enough
ouch what do u do? noob!!1so he throws a pie at ur face and that is sposed to make u do a better job next time???
last time i checked u spoil ur apetite by eatin deserts before ur breakfast BUT thats just me,,,
to much toasts! when do we get 2 eat hotdogs??!ya this is what it looked like before i lost. prety crazy huh???? so u know its okay that i lost
so this is what u need to doya these are the instructions for the game but they are also good for IRL (i try to eat 4 meals a day!!)
well im sorry that i didnt finish SNACKSIN JACKSON but mayebe one day ill do it and take some screen-shots,,,that is if it doesnt get to crazy!!!!!!1
many thx to the poeple that made SNAXON JAXON:
DAVE ROSS
BIL MAXER
GARY LEVENBERG