H0W 2 TALK 2 CHIX

IF URE LIKE ME THEN U HAVE TO PUT UR ALGEBRA BOOK OVR UR SWETTPANTS CUZ JANELLE IN 3RD PERIOD MATH IS 2 HOT 2 TALK 2. RELAKZ. I WILL TELL U H0W TO SCORE.

OK... FIRST DONT LOOK AT HER DIRECTLY AT ALL COSTS. THIS WILL KILL TEH DEAL.



THEN MAKE A JOKE TO YOUR FRIEND BUT SO SHE CAN HEAR IT MAYBE SOMETHIN FROM AN R RATE MOVEI.



SPY ON HER AFTER CLSS IN THE HALLWAY AND SEE WHO HER FRIENDZ R AND MAKE FRIENDS W THEM ESP IF TEHY R UGLY CUZ THAN THAT MEEANZ THEY R NICE.
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OK NOW ASK HER FRIND TO TELL HER THAT URE COOL



THAN ASK HER IF SHE WANTZ T0 PLAY W UR SNAKE



U SCOREDD!!! TIHS PLAN IS F0OLPROFF