How to sneek weed and beer in2 ur parentz garage when they dont no wutz goin on







ok so u kno by now that teh cool kids @ skool R teh drinkarz. if u dont toke u r a joke, rite?
OK STEP 1:
POINT  2 TEH COUNTAR AWAY FRUM UR MOM AND B LIKE HAY WUSSAT OVER THARE!?
UR MOM WILL LOOK AND B LIKE HOLEE SHIT WUT????
LOL UR MOM IS STUPID
RUN PASSED HER WITH UR WEED

STEP 2: DAD

DAD WILL B WORKIN ON HIS 1989 CUTLESS CIERRA IN THE GARAGE.
TELL UR DAD U SAW UR MOM BONING TEH PRINCIPLE UPSTAIRZ. HE IS GONNA BE LIKE NO WAI!!!!!
HE WILL RUN INSIDE LIKE TIHS :(
OK NOW U CAN HIDE UR WEED IN TEH PAINT CABINETZ.

STEP 3 UR NOZEY BRUTHR:

IF UR BRUTHR ASKS WUT UR DOIN TELL HIM TAHT ITZ 2 KEWL 4 HIM N' HE SHULD GO BAK 2 STUDY MATH LOL.
WUT A LOOSZER!

STEP 4: GET LIFTED N WATCH DR PHIL. HE IS A TOTAL GOOBER!
LOL KNOBUDDY EVEN LIKEZ U BIG BALDY Y DONT U GO HANG OUT W UR BEST FRIEND TONY ROMA!!?!

O MY MOM FOUND MY WEED K GG L8R!