UR life SUX (1)

UR LIFE SUX SO FIX IT
PT 1: howto HAX ur GHEY NOOB FRIEND'S
by - darkyoshi666

SO yr life sux and u want to fix it
this is what my column is all about!

1 thing n00bz h8 is catz!!

if u show ur cat 2 a n00b, he will say:

"NO WAI!!1 i liek buttseks *&* not teh catz!!!1!"

haha no but, seriesly
if u have a friend like that here is how 2 t0tally h4x him IRL:

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what u need:

INVENTORY:

fridge
computer (u have that alrdy ;)
ghey freind
CATZ (most improtant part!!!!)
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step 1: u tell him "come over well play daikatana and watch anime pr0n" (n00bz <3 daikatana)

step 2) he comes over cause hes totalyly gh3y & wants to masterbate with u like he tried to @ summercamp

STEP 3; ) u say "hey want a MR PIBB??!" and hesays yeah and starts drolling so u tell him "get it urslef! im not ur mom!"

4) he goes to refridgerater and opwns it up!!!1 (**LOL next pt**)
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setp 5) he opens up frigdge and 60000,000 catz jump out & claw his face until he gets rabeis & foam comesout of his mouth but its is not mr pibb foam!!!LOL! (u put catz in there before he came over)

and THAT my friends = pwn3d